Christian and Ana mostly prefer to go at it missionary style, with the occasional use of a prop or two, with all the vigor of college students in a stripped-down production of The Crucible. So how good is the sex in the Fifty Shades movies, really? Which is the sexiest Fifty Shades sex scene? This is a question that we, and math, have set out to answer.
A Refresher of Every Sex Scene from 'Fifty Shades Darker'
Every 50 Shades Darker Sex Scene - Best Fifty Shades Darker Sex Scenes
Of course, fans of the books and fans of ironically-seeing-the-movies-even-though-they're-not- really -your-thing know what to expect: lots of sexy times between the mysterious and mercurial Christian Grey and the sweetly wide-eyed Anastasia Steele. Here's a quick refresher on every sexy encounter these two shared in the book so you know what to expect in the movie. When we last left Christian and Anastasia, they were broken up. You remember: he got a little too real with the spanking and she peaced. After an excruciating five days apart, they reunite in Fifty Shades Darker, and their first time back together is one of the hottest moments in the book. The scene is all about Ana taking control and telling Christian exactly what she wants, for a change.
The 20 Sexiest Scenes From 'Fifty Shades of Grey' – And, Yes, They’re The Best Parts
It will remain our first look at Christian and Ana -- and love and lust and the red room of pain. Don't bush too hard while reading this list, it's all in good fun, ladies. We admit it, we love Fifty Shades of Grey.
Regardless of which side of the fence you're on when it comes to the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise, there's no denying it has inspired many people to not only explore their sex lives more deeply, but also to get their feet wet in the massively expansive world of kink and BDSM. And while it's clear Fifty Shades is a not-so-realistic take on actual BDSM relationships, that hasn't stopped people from gobbling it up and using some of the hottest moments as inspo. But there are a lot of hot scenes throughout the franchise, but if you can't seem to decide which Fifty Shades sex scenes are, in fact, the steamiest of all, don't panic.